Half the server are furniture and the other half are trying to work out which furniture. Hiders look at anything in the room -- a teapot, a teddy bear, a cereal box, a suit of armour -- and press E to become it, then find somewhere it belongs and keep very, very still. Seekers wait in the pen with their eyes shut, then come out with prop poppers: pop a hider and you heal, pop a real lamp and it hurts. Hiders can taunt for points, leave decoys and scurry when they are rumbled; seekers sniff, glitter-bomb and listen. The teams swap every round, and there are four places to play: Grandma's Cottage (mind the cat), Tinker's Toy Emporium (mind the power cuts), the MegaMart (mind the flash sales) and the Museum after dark (mind the searchlight).
Two floors of armchairs, teapots and grandfather clocks, a garden full of gnomes and a treehouse. Grandma's cat Mittens wanders about and stops to stare at anything that is not what it seems.
A two-floor toy shop of teddy bears, building blocks and rocking horses, with a train set, a ball pit and a stockroom. Every so often the power goes and the seekers have only their torches.
Aisles of cereal boxes and giant sodas, a produce hall, a garden centre and a car park of trolleys. The tannoy calls flash sales, and everything of that kind gets a price tag over it.
A T. rex under a glass lantern, mummies and a pyramid, armour, rockets, vases and clocks on two floors round the great hall, and a hedge maze outside. The night watchman's searchlight sweeps the great hall: move in its beam and the alarm goes off.
Look at anything in the room and press E to turn into it. R turns you a quarter. Small things are hard to spot but break easily; big things take more hits. Find somewhere you belong and stay still.
Your taunt is worth points -- more the closer the seekers are -- but they hear it. A decoy leaves a copy of you behind. Scurry is a burst of speed for when you are rumbled.
You start in the pen with your eyes shut. Your popper heals you when it hits a hider and hurts you when it hits a real prop. The sniffer makes the nearest hider squeak (once every 30 seconds); a glitter bomb shows who is not what they seem.
Mittens the cat stares at hiders in Grandma's Cottage; the toy shop's power cuts out; MegaMart's flash sales put price tags on one kind of thing; the museum's searchlight sets off the alarm on anything moving.
| Instance | Players | Phase | Round | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #169 | 15/16 | Round 629 · MegaMart | 629 | Join |
| #316 | 15/16 | Round 271 · Grandma's Cottage | 271 | Join |
| #537 | 15/16 | Round 942 · The Museum After Dark | 942 | Join |
| #591 | 15/16 | Round 904 · The Museum After Dark | 904 | Join |
| #616 | 15/16 | Round 613 · The Museum After Dark | 613 | Join |
| #635 | 15/16 | Round 255 · MegaMart | 255 | Join |
| #764 | 15/16 | Round 234 · Tinker's Toy Emporium | 234 | Join |
| #4 | 14/16 | Round 641 · Grandma's Cottage | 641 | Join |
| #124 | 14/16 | Round 633 · MegaMart | 633 | Join |
| #365 | 14/16 | Round 623 · MegaMart | 623 | Join |
| #402 | 14/16 | Round 962 · The Museum After Dark | 962 | Join |
| #411 | 14/16 | Round 263 · The Museum After Dark | 263 | Join |
| #575 | 14/16 | Round 256 · Tinker's Toy Emporium | 256 | Join |
| #750 | 14/16 | Round 237 · Grandma's Cottage | 237 | Join |
| #769 | 14/16 | Round 231 · Tinker's Toy Emporium | 231 | Join |
| #789 | 14/16 | Round 203 · MegaMart | 203 | Join |
| #54 | 13/16 | Round 1191 · MegaMart | 1191 | Join |
| #55 | 13/16 | Round 1192 · Grandma's Cottage | 1192 | Join |
| #334 | 13/16 | Round 267 · The Museum After Dark | 267 | Join |
| #348 | 13/16 | Round 623 · MegaMart | 623 | Join |
| #688 | 13/16 | Round 254 · The Museum After Dark | 254 | Join |
| #705 | 13/16 | Round 609 · The Museum After Dark | 609 | Join |
| #61 | 12/16 | Round 273 · Grandma's Cottage | 273 | Join |
| #79 | 12/16 | Round 274 · Grandma's Cottage | 274 | Join |
| #85 | 12/16 | Round 275 · Grandma's Cottage | 275 | Join |
| #102 | 12/16 | Round 631 · MegaMart | 631 | Join |
| #127 | 12/16 | Round 1195 · Tinker's Toy Emporium | 1195 | Join |
| #140 | 12/16 | Round 629 · Grandma's Cottage | 629 | Join |
| #165 | 12/16 | Round 633 · The Museum After Dark | 633 | Join |
| #180 | 12/16 | Round 1190 · Grandma's Cottage | 1190 | Join |
| #254 | 12/16 | Round 631 · Tinker's Toy Emporium | 631 | Join |
| #283 | 12/16 | Round 270 · Grandma's Cottage | 270 | Join |
| #318 | 12/16 | Round 265 · Tinker's Toy Emporium | 265 | Join |
| #351 | 12/16 | Round 626 · Tinker's Toy Emporium | 626 | Join |
| #398 | 12/16 | Round 1194 · Tinker's Toy Emporium | 1194 | Join |
| #504 | 12/16 | Round 620 · The Museum After Dark | 620 | Join |
| #505 | 12/16 | Round 261 · The Museum After Dark | 261 | Join |
| #551 | 12/16 | Round 901 · Grandma's Cottage | 901 | Join |
| #557 | 12/16 | Round 259 · Tinker's Toy Emporium | 259 | Join |
| #673 | 12/16 | Round 252 · The Museum After Dark | 252 | Join |
| + 318 more instances — Load puts you in the best one. | ||||
…and 2,230 more.
| # | Player | Score |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | lumiq | 407,319 |
| 2 | cobaltVortex | 404,189 |
| 3 | crtea9 | 379,100 |
| 4 | Thornfield | 351,999 |
| 5 | nullCipher | 351,337 |
| 6 | glimmer2 | 349,056 |
| 7 | steelStorm | 338,897 |
| 8 | TempestWeave | 335,917 |
| 9 | omniGlide | 334,704 |
| 10 | epsilon | 329,630 |