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Hallowed HarvestCrate 500 · Key 6005d 20h NEWS 87132 noogers registered • 55244 players in game right now • 35982736 place visits logged • WELCOME doodler10 -- joined 12 hours ago • WELCOME joseph -- joined 23 hours ago • WELCOME solar_forge -- joined 2 days ago • WELCOME lumaflair -- joined 2 days ago • EVENT: Hallowed Harvest is on -- 5 days left to unbox the Hallowed Harvest Crate • jason owns an UNUSUAL Igloo Hat (Aurora Veil) • grayson owns an UNUSUAL Crown of Cowbells (Ember Storm) • rope owns an UNUSUAL Uncle Sam's Topper (Ember Storm) • CobaltScribe now owns the uncommon Steam Curls • GIHIN now owns the uncommon Jack's Lantern Belt • fizzbuzz_gg now owns the uncommon Scarecrow's Dungarees • aidenx now owns the rare Hot Dog Hat • Last Light: 8805 playing across 537 instances • Blackout Relay: 8613 playing across 523 instances • Rail Rivals: 7952 playing across 714 instances • Prop Panic: 7481 playing across 669 instances • Whodunit: 7348 playing across 671 instances • Sky Sprint: 7464 playing across 665 instances • Plunder Bay: 7581 playing across 671 instances • Hats come out of crates now -- every crate can be an Unusual • New here? You start with 2,000 Noogets: a crate and a key are 1,00087132 noogers registered • 55244 players in game right now • 35982736 place visits logged • WELCOME doodler10 -- joined 12 hours ago • WELCOME joseph -- joined 23 hours ago • WELCOME solar_forge -- joined 2 days ago • WELCOME lumaflair -- joined 2 days ago • EVENT: Hallowed Harvest is on -- 5 days left to unbox the Hallowed Harvest Crate • jason owns an UNUSUAL Igloo Hat (Aurora Veil) • grayson owns an UNUSUAL Crown of Cowbells (Ember Storm) • rope owns an UNUSUAL Uncle Sam's Topper (Ember Storm) • CobaltScribe now owns the uncommon Steam Curls • GIHIN now owns the uncommon Jack's Lantern Belt • fizzbuzz_gg now owns the uncommon Scarecrow's Dungarees • aidenx now owns the rare Hot Dog Hat • Last Light: 8805 playing across 537 instances • Blackout Relay: 8613 playing across 523 instances • Rail Rivals: 7952 playing across 714 instances • Prop Panic: 7481 playing across 669 instances • Whodunit: 7348 playing across 671 instances • Sky Sprint: 7464 playing across 665 instances • Plunder Bay: 7581 playing across 671 instances • Hats come out of crates now -- every crate can be an Unusual • New here? You start with 2,000 Noogets: a crate and a key are 1,000
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Playing Blackout Relay
Statistics
Kills
2,843
Deaths
7,031
K/D
0.4
Wins
4,846
Rounds
11,719
Score
180,392

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couch_commander member since 20 Apr 2026

2am ctf runs, minimal comms, and one suspiciously loyal couch cushion handling objectives

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